Kevin&Composure

Best hair & mustache combo in the game

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phoenix-is-so-done:

everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.
And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.
I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.
'Murrika

This is totally stupid.
Where are the pancakes?

Strongly inaccurate indeed. 
Not a single soul in America eats brown bread. It’s thick, white bread. With peanut butter. where the hell is the PB?

phoenix-is-so-done:

everyoneinthetardis:

weareimmunetobullets:

moochiethinks:

agnesandcecilia:

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners.  if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast.  usa usa

This is totally ridiculous.

The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.

This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.

I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.

And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.

I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.

'Murrika

This is totally stupid.

Where are the pancakes?

Strongly inaccurate indeed. 

Not a single soul in America eats brown bread. It’s thick, white bread. With peanut butter. where the hell is the PB?

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